Christmas Cards Gifts

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Christmas Hugs

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Magicians monkey.

'I think I'll raise.'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Cheese Call Center

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."