Christmas Cards Prints

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Christmas Hugs

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Magicians monkey.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I think I'll raise.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'