Holiday Cards Prints

There's nothing certain in this world except death and taxes and getting a Christmas card from someone you crossed off your list.

'Ho Ho Ho.'

Blank Christmas Card

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Christmas Hugs

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

'I think I'll raise.'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Magicians monkey.

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Pucker up!

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.