Holiday Card Enthusiasts Prints

'Just because we're not on his blogroll,doesn't mean we should cross him off our Christmas card list.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Christmas Hugs

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Sunrise and Sunset

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Belated Birthday Cards

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Bon Voyage

Counting Blessings

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Step one...try to relax.

Christmas Tree Lights

Travel Agent - Building not finished

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"Good Christmas?"

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"You've got six days."

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

'Cookies and cream!'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...