Festive Card Enthusiast Prints

'Maybe you should wait til you're in a better mood to revise the Christmas card list.'

Christmas Postal Service

'How about a game of cards?'

Christmas Hugs

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Valentines for Things

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Diamond Geezer.

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Parp!

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'Hunting doesn't make you naughty, it's natural: Santa knows that...'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Reflection greeting cards.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."