Holiday Card Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Christmas Hugs

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Sunrise and Sunset

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Counting Blessings

Bon Voyage

Christmas Tree Lights

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Step one...try to relax.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"You've got six days."

It's the most wonderful time of the year...