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'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Missing You.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Reindeer

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

Cards Galore.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."