Holiday Cards Pillows

'Ho Ho Ho.'

Blank Christmas Card

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Christmas Hugs

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Magicians monkey.

'I think I'll raise.'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Pucker up!

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Cheese Call Center

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em