Christmas Card Enthusiasts Pillows

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Hugs

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

There's no place like home for the holidays...

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Aliens collide with Santa.

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

Reflection greeting cards.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"