Christmas Card Aficionado Gifts

'He wants to know if you brought Him an X-Box?'

'How about a game of cards?'

Christmas Hugs

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Belated Birthday Cards

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Greetings!

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Valentines for Things

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Reflection greeting cards.

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."