Trading Card Collector Prints

'Remember when we were kids and we traded baseball cards?'

I'm looking for some stamps in the Jungle Series.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Red Card - Gold Card.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Home Business - Business Cards.

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'Occassional cards'

Greeting Cards