Funny Card Aficionado Gifts

"Psst - wanna buy some catnip...?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Valentines for Things

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Diamond Geezer.

'I love working with my hands.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

Dogs playing strip poker.

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.