Competitive Card Player Prints

Poker Moms

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Cheating Death.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Football player taking the ball home.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Big advantage!!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

Cards Blind Dating Game

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Rock, paper, scissors

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Valentines for Things

"Cheater!"

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'