Spell Casting T-Shirts

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Devi's brew?"

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Broom! Broom!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

My Cauldron Rules

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'