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'My mother was a real bitch!'

Fencing Club - Out to Lunge.

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

The Buttox.

'How can I think without words?'

There's a fork in the road.

False Insurance Claims

No Calligraphers

"I've been feeling lightheaded!"

student to teacher: 'I keep forgetting how to spell 'amnesia'.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"The trunk is packed. Let's hit the road."

'I said, 'take us to your leader', that's whoo!'

A Blind window blind on the streets hoping for a donation.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Scallywag. S-C-A-L-L......' - Pirate School.

The Ultimate In Rodent Praise.

'No, it is not the same thing, now change it to Chief Executive Officer.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Sexuallt transmitted disease clinic - "My computer has DVD"

"Sign here please." "Scorpio?"

2 Gentlemen from Verona

"She left you, Larry — you really have to stop beating yourself up over it."

Paralegal eagle.

"Second Fiddle, meet Second Banana!"

Green Trash

Hook, Line and Stinker

"Which one of you runts squealed?"

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

"Hair spray"

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

"Neversource"

Meerkats / Mercats

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."