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'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

S**t Threw a Goose

Sculptor's chippings

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Moliere

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Masterpiece?

"Who's the artist?"

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"