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The unknow Twitter troll

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words