Computer Connoisseur T-Shirts

Laptop/mousetrap.

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

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Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Stressed Office Junior

Computer Virus (The early signs!)

'.. as well as serving us tea, we're wondering if you can help us battle the new worm virus.'

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Aromatherapy for Men

Windows or Mac?

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Facebook For Dogs.

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Essex computer.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."