"Hold on a second. I'm updating my profile status."
Eternal Internet Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for your eternal internet aficionado? Discover a collection of playful and clever products that celebrate their passion for everything online. From humorous mugs to vibrant prints, find ways to show their love for the digital world. Perfect for anyone who lives and breathes the internet, these gifts add a touch of fun and personality to their daily routine. Keep their internet obsession alive with something special, witty, and uniquely for them.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
Likes: $2.
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
Weird things I do because of the internet
"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
Man doing a search on a computer
'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
Twister:Rural Social Networking
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."
'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'
"'C' is for free CONTENT!"
'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'
INTERNET MARRIAGE.
"The Internet ate my baby!"
"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"
The Ten Really Cool Facts
Smartphone Sonogram
"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."
"Does the ark have wifi?"
"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."
'Do you have 4G up here?'
"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"
"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"
'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'
'How do I get people to visit my...'
"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."
"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"
"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."
Eternal Internet Aficionados Gifts Collection
Eternal Internet Aficionados Mugs
Explore our collection of internet-loving mugs—humorous and inspiring designs that make everyday coffee breaks more fun.
Eternal Internet Aficionados Pillows
Comfort meets internet enthusiasm with our unique pillows—adding personality and fun to any sofa or bed.
Eternal Internet Aficionados Prints
Brighten their space with eye-catching prints that celebrate their love for the online world—perfect for any digital devotee.
Eternal Internet Aficionados T-Shirts
Find playful t-shirts for internet enthusiasts—perfect for showing off their digital pride with humor and style.