Literature Admirers Pillows

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

Sir John Falstaff

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "