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Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

Sir John Falstaff

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Author does not do tricks."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

George Orwell

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

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