English Literature Admirer Pillows

Thomas Hardy

E M Forster

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

George Orwell

Sue the Author 3PM