Press Devotee Prints

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

Television Readers.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"I will answer anything but questions."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"I'll check your circulation."

Newspaper

The Croucho Club

power of press

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

No news is good news.

Give Thanks.

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

The popular press overshadowing the serious press.

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

Cuban Press

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Calvin Coolidge

What are your comments on press intrusion

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

"It's a hard life!"

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Attack Dog

"Do you have to read a broadsheet tablet?"