Pub Devotee Prints

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Happy Hour

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'