Pub Devotee Mugs

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Happy Hour

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Dog Bar with Toilets.

His & hers towels.

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'