News Adherent Pillows

'After months of haggling and now voting, it's still just as exciting following the Republicans choose their nominee for President, as it was at the start.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Reporter #6: television.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

US election postal vote controversy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."