News Adherent T-Shirts

'After months of haggling and now voting, it's still just as exciting following the Republicans choose their nominee for President, as it was at the start.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Man Reading Laptop.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

US election postal vote controversy

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Capital Tours

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.