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Democratic Primary Colours.

Government Notice: You should be worrying about something.

"And YOU? Never made a move in MONTHS!"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Capital Tours

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Reporter #6: television.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Big Newspaper Delivery

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Classic News.

'You've been killing files again.'

Charades

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'