News Addicts Gifts

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Democratic Primary Colours.

Government Notice: You should be worrying about something.

"And YOU? Never made a move in MONTHS!"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

Capital Tours

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Reporter #6: television.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Charades

Big Newspaper Delivery

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'