Report Enthusiast Pillows

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'It's the way adults keep score.'

'Sanjay will be giving my report on 'OUTSOURCING'.'

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Capital Tours

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

Classic News.

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Big Newspaper Delivery

Charades

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...