Report Critique Enthusiast Pillows

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

Trump Poutine

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Filling the Missile Gap

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

The Real Russian history

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

Victims of War

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

LEV Trump

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"Let him who is without 'spin' cast the first stone."

Lose the Iraq War.

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

Fake News, 50 cents.

You know what I like best about fake news, Randy? It can be crazy and have shady sources and be obviously nothing but nonsense, and it'll still be believed. Like that fake story about Saddam Hussein and those weapons of mass destruction and stuff. Fake news is only "fake news" if it's not from people who say they're real news. You can't tell me Wolf Blitzer's beard is real.

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?