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NBC's Amazingly Exciting Exclusive Wrong Story

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'Police are looking for a man with one eye.'

Violent news

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Our Two Parties, Explained

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Trump Poutine

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Capital Tours

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'What I have to do first?!'

Reporter #6: television.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.