Book Report Enthusiast Pillows

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'

'This book report is as yet unrated....'

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'