Book Report Enthusiast Pillows

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'

'This book report is as yet unrated....'

Reading my Critics

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"There goes our early night."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Richard Hughes.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.