Book Reports Pillows

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the author"

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Silence of the Chickens...

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Paranormal A-Z...

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder