Book Reports Gifts

"In conclusion, J.D. Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye' is a commentary on the injustices and problems of society, especially pertaining to the isolation of individuals."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the author"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

No-Work Orange

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Silence of the Chickens...

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.