Book Reviews Gifts

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

Welcome to our book group.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Paranormal A-Z...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Flyfishing for dummies.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."