Book Reviews Pillows

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

Welcome to our book group.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder