Book Report Artist Pillows

'I wasn't able to write a report on the book you assigned. I couldn't find the video anywhere.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

The Curious George pop-down book

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

Keep working or you will be fired.

"...there's not a single shareholder...who will be able to understand any part of it!"

Good report, Morton, work on it a little more until it sounds like one of mine.

"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"

Multitasking

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'