Joining A Culture Club Pillows

'I told you I was all for the multicultural society.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Paul Ree

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The grudge match.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

The Club

Time-of-the-month club.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

The Croucho Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'