Joining A Culture Club T-Shirts

'I told you I was all for the multicultural society.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Paul Ree

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Disco Bunny.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

The Club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Pole Vaulting Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

The Croucho Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)