Starting A New Club Gifts

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Table tennis.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Men drinking

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'