Starting A New Club Gifts

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Table tennis.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Men drinking

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'