Starting A New Fitness Class Gifts

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

The rock caricature

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Exercise Class

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Yoga.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept