Starting A New Fitness Class Gifts

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Yoga.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Exercise now!

Dog stretching before a walk.

The trim reaper