Clubhouse Connoisseur Mugs

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

"He downed a hole in one on the 17th, then proceeded to down a further 10 in the 19th hole. . . so where do you want him?!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Wine at the Bar

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Bleak House

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

The Croucho Club

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Nerd night at the club.

Cybergoths.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."