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Beyond Dante

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

The Sculptor

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"She's a natural!"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Raw Piano Bar

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Christmas Craftwork

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."