Craft Enthusiast Prints

Paper Men Chain

Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

"Look, it's fine - just pay more attention to your strings next time."

'They say plastic canvas relieves stress. I sure hope this works.'

'Apparently 'Blue Peter's Back!'

"No need to worry about those Indians, captain. Looks like they're into face painting."

Pelican and Origami

Christmas Craftwork

Arts and crafts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Building Blocks.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Gone Bookkeepin'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Whittler's Mother.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.