Carpentry Connoisseur T-Shirts

Show off their woodworking passion with our clever carpentry-inspired t-shirts. Great for casual days in the workshop or relaxed weekends at home.

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Thor's Other Tools

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Jack of all trades

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Instructional guide to scribbling mockup

Instructional guide to scribbling

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"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!" mockup

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

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This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age. mockup

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

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Schubert's Unfinished Basement

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'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?' mockup

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

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"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..." mockup

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

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'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.) mockup

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

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'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

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'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.' mockup

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

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'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.' mockup

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

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'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?' mockup

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

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'Where do I put the batteries?'

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Li'l Bill meets destiny.

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D.I.Y

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Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami mockup

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

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"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

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"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it." mockup

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

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Guide to Carpentry Fish

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'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.' mockup

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet. mockup

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

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Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.' mockup

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

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Whittler's Mother.

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'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.' mockup

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

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Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

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