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"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Caricatures $20"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"He's an abstract artist."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Art Gallery.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'