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'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Doulton Canada Geese

'I just think we should be together'.

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Artisanal Pottery

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Clam attack!!!

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

'Oh, ignore them darling, that's just my communist China.'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

Bull In a china shop

Perry Grayson

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

Antiques - Spode-u-like.

You should have seen the evil looks I was getting in the china shop where I bought this!

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

Angel Statue

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'

"Selling China to China. Now that's going to be a challenge."

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

It's called "plundering," not "antiquing"!

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."