Rock Collection Mugs

'Identify your Ore'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Sport Utility Boot.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Popera!

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Musical genres

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Lou Reed

Girl holding money.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"