Video Nostalgia Lover Gifts

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Fade to black...

The Music Box

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Kissing at the Movies

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.